Wednesday, March 2, 2016
March 2, 2016 - Getting back on The Pony With Spurs Pointed In The Right Direction:-)
It's been a while since I wrote anything on the blog, and I apologize for that. Frankly, I've been blocked up. Literarily constipated. I was intimidated. Performance anxiety:-) Last year I wrote on the thing every day for a month. I was amazed at the number of people who actually read it in that time, and who continue to read it now. I continue to get emails and comments from all over the place. I'm completely stunned and I always try to issue a word of warning questioning the wisdom of encouraging my behaviour.
There are a few folks that would love to bury me head first in a whale turd over some of my foolishness - But for the most part, the majority of people who email me, or come talk to me at gigs have been very, very supportive. Always actively and vocally encouraging me to write more. I most certainly appreciate each and every one of you good folks. And I want you all to know right now that YOU are my prune juice - and with your gracious encouragement and support- "Here Goes "
Since my last writing I'm sure you will all be pleased to know that Elvis and June Carter are both in magnificent health and splendiferous disposition. They can still hear a grocery bag rustle from about 3 miles and they still sniff butts. They are my role models, my confidantes, and my spiritual advisers. They can sense imminent danger at every traffic light or passing chihuahua.- and are not afraid to bark at foghorn level volume directly in my ear when issuing their warnings. I'm partially deaf now because of my dogs. Serves me right for telling them I drink too much because they bark.?????
I'm gonna keep things short and sweet today. Sorta sneak up on your sensibilities slowly after my long absence. (It's exactly the tactic I was forced to take with all my ex-wives at least a time or two ) I think that august alumnus would all agree that what I may have lacked in material sensibility I more than made up for in sheer idiocy:-)
Is it a gift or a curse? Who am I to judge? All I can say is that I am always more than willing to share my psychotic confusion with anyone who'll listen....on your screen...........on purpose.
What I'm tryin' to say is........"Screw yer' boots on and hang on to yer' saddle-horn Pilgrims" "I'm back, and it's probably gonna require some sort of medication or therapy!!!!". If I haven't irritated you over something stupid yet, just stick around, I'm working as fast as I can.
"Don't take any wooden nickels"
See ya manana:-)